And here is the spoof of the commercial, the gathering of the most ugly gays..WTF..
they feel that they are beautiful but in fact they really sucks!

look at this picture…
isn’t it ironic this two McDonald and Jollibee
are like best friends yet they are rivals of
fast food chain..
hmmm..but look at them they are both cute
and friendly even if they represent different
fast food chains..

Genie: hahahaha…thank you for letting me out. Now I’ll give each one of you a wish.

guy1: Me first! I wish that I’m handsome like Piolo Pascual!

Genie: Your wish is my command….

“The guy became as handsome as Piolo Pascual”

guy1: yahooo!!

guy2: Me too! I wish that I’ll become handsome too like Brad Pit!

Genie: Your wish is my command…

“The guy became handsome too as handsome as Brad Pit”

guy2: yeeeepey!

guy3: Me! I wish…I wish that you make both of them and me ugly!

Genie: Your wish is my command

“They became ugly”

guy1 and guy 2: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

A study of patients with severe brain injuries at trauma centers showed that the ones who had been drinking had a better survival rate than those who hadn’t. Sure, it’s possible that the drinking contributed to the accidents that caused the brain trauma in the first place. But let’s not make assumptions.drinkoftheweek.com, Liquor improves head-injury survival chances - Drink of the Week, Sep 2009

You should read the whole article.

This is a picture of nanay Dionisia Pacquiao the mother of Manny (pacman) Pacquiao edited in photoshop and puts her head on the picture of main character of katorse.
Enjoy

This is a very cute and sexy music video from the girls generation in title gee.
I like this video two thumbs up!

Korean Lyrics

Aha
Listen Boy
It’s My First Love Story
My Angel
And My girls
My Sunshine
Oh Oh let’s go

너무 너무 멋져 눈이 눈이 부셔
숨을 못 쉬겠어 떨리는 걸
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Oh 너무 부끄러워 쳐다볼 수 없어
사랑에 빠졌어 수줍은 걸
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee
Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe

어떻게 하죠
떨리는 마음
두근 두근 두근
두근 두근거려 밤엔 잠도 못 이루죠
나는 나는 바본가봐요
그대 그대밖에 모르는
바보
그래요 그댈 보는 난

너무 반짝반짝 눈이 부셔
No No No No No
너무 깜짝깜짝 놀란 나는
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
너무 짜릿짜릿 몸이 떨려
Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee
멋쩍은 눈빛 Oh Yeah
좋은 향기 Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah

Oh 너무 너무 예뻐 맘이 너무 예뻐
첫눈에 반했어 꼭 찍은 걸
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
너무나 뜨거워 만질 수가 없어
사랑에 타버려 후끈한 걸
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee
Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe

어쩌면 좋아
수줍은 나는
몰라 몰라 몰라 몰라 몰라하며
매일 그대만 그리죠
친한 친구들은 말하죠
정말 너는 정말 못말려
바보
하지만 그댈 보는 난

너무 반짝반짝 눈이 부셔
No No No No No
너무 깜짝깜짝 놀란 나는
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
너무 짜릿짜릿 몸이 떨려
Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee
멋쩍은 눈빛 Oh Yeah
좋은 향기 Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah

말도 못했는 걸
너무 부끄러워 하는 날
용기가 없는걸까 어떡해야 좋은걸까
두근두근 맘 졸이며 바라보고 있죠

너무 반짝반짝 눈이 부셔
No No No No No
너무 깜짝깜짝 놀란 나는
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
너무 짜릿짜릿 몸이 떨려
Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee
멋쩍은 눈빛 Oh Yeah
좋은 향기 Oh Yeah

너무 반짝반짝 눈이 부셔
No No No No No
너무 깜짝깜짝 놀란 나는
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
너무 짜릿짜릿 몸이 떨려
Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee
멋쩍은 눈빛 Oh Yeah
좋은 향기 Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah

English Translation

Aha!
Listen Boy
My First Love Story
My Angel
And My girls
My Sunshine
Oh Oh let’s go

So so handsome, My eyes are blinded
I can’t breathe and I’m shaking
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Oh I’m so embarrassed, I can’t look at you
I’ve fallen in love and I’m self-conscious
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee
Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe

What should I do
My quivering heart goes
throb throb throb
It beats so hard I can’t sleep at night
I must be, must be an idiot
I only know about you
I’m an idiot
It’s true, and when I look at you…

My eyes are blinded by your shine
No No No No No
I’m so very very startled
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
My thrilled body shakes
Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee
The embarrassed expression in my eyes Oh Yeah
The pleasing fragrance Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah

Oh You are so so pretty, your heart is so pretty
I fell at first sight, I choose you
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
It’s so hot, I can’t touch it
I’ve been suddenly burned by a flash of love
Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee
Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe

What can I do
Because I am shy
I don’t know, don’t know, don’t know what to do
And daily long for you
My best friends tell me
That I am really insufferable
I’m an idiot
But whenever I see you…

My eyes are blinded by your shine
No No No No No
I’m so very very startled
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
My thrilled body shakes
Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee
The embarrassed expression in my eyes Oh Yeah
The pleasing fragrance Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah

I can’t say a word
I’m so very embarrassed
Is it because I don’t have the courage? What should I do?
With my heart beating so fast, I anxiously look at you

My eyes are blinded by your shine
No No No No No
I’m so very very startled
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
My thrilled body shakes
Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee
The embarrassed expression in my eyes Oh Yeah
The pleasing fragrance Oh Yeah

My eyes are blinded by your shine
No No No No No
I’m so very very startled
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
My thrilled body shakes
Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee
The embarrassed expression in my eyes Oh Yeah
The pleasing fragrance Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah

This was the interview of Floyd Mayweather jr. after the fight. Max Kellerman asking if there is a possilbilty a fight between Shane Mosley and Floyd Mayweather jr. because they have same size and many of the fans also want to see a Mayweather and Mosley fight in the future. Mayweather said that he wont fight Shane for he don’t want to take the titlefrom Shane and of course he really want to fight Pacquiao. Eventually Shane insisted that he wants to fight Mayweather but the hot headed Mayweather was insulted and he wants to respect him and Mosley don’t have the right to say that…

And finally Mayweather disrespect and humiliate Kellerman by saying ” let me do the talking”..

1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine.

2. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end.

3. Thou shalt cast all function arguments to the expected type if they are not of that type already, even when thou art convinced that this is unnecessary, lest they take cruel vengeance upon thee when thou least expect it.

4. If thy header files fail to declare the return types of thy library functions, thou shalt declare them thyself with the most meticulous care, lest grievous harm befall thy program.

5. Thou shalt check the array bounds of all strings (indeed, all arrays), for surely where thou typest “foo’’ someone someday shall type “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’’.

6. If a function be advertised to return an error code in the event of difficulties, thou shalt check for that code, yea, even though the checks triple the size of thy code and produce aches in thy typing fingers, for if thou thinkest “it cannot happen to me’’, the gods shall surely punish thee for thy arrogance.

7. Thou shalt study thy libraries and strive not to re-invent them without cause, that thy code may be short and readable and thy days pleasant and productive.

8. Thou shalt make thy program’s purpose and structure clear to thy fellow man by using the One True Brace Style, even if thou likest it not, for thy creativity is better used in solving problems than in creating beautiful new impediments to understanding.

9. Thy external identifiers shall be unique in the first six characters, though this harsh discipline be irksome and the years of its necessity stretch before thee seemingly without end, lest thou tear thy hair out and go mad on that fateful day when thou desirest to make thy program run on an old system.

10. Thou shalt foreswear, renounce, and abjure the vile heresy which claimeth that “All the world’s a VAX’’, and have no commerce with the benighted heathens who cling to this barbarous belief, that the days of thy program may be long even though the days of thy current machine be short.

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